Flower born from an egg

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the-meta:

goatheart:

I’ve been waiting for this my entire life.

Now that it has arrived my life can truly begin, for I am complete.

vividroute:

Goat Simulator : Joel & Adam // Michael & Gavin

baconluver69:

so long, old Achievement office. May your memories lie in us. You will surely be missed.

(Source: sorters)

renvalkyrie:

i-can-feel-things:

People in other fandoms get upset when people die or someone betrays someone else. Except the Roosterteeth fandom. We get upset when they move to another building.

 

"on to more adventures…"

(Source: vavism)

captaintightshirt:

the best fucking thing is how when they die they try to be silent THEY TRY SO HARD but you can still hear the snickering and gavin squeaking in the background

(Source: dimmadarn)

jb-bloggs:

53 One Hundred Moments for One Hundred Episodes of Let’s Play Minecraft
Episode 53 - Shopping List part 2
Jack ” When you say burn cactus you mean literally burn cactus “
Ryan ” Yea put it in the furnace “
Jack ” Oh “

jb-bloggs:

53 One Hundred Moments for One Hundred Episodes of Let’s Play Minecraft

Episode 53 - Shopping List part 2

Jack ” When you say burn cactus you mean literally burn cactus “

Ryan ” Yea put it in the furnace “

Jack ” Oh “

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

(Source: bustedbitmap)

benedikutokanbabatchi:

I love office AU. I just imagine Alfred adoring the quiet hardworking Russian from afar, too shy to even ask him if he’d like a cup of coffee. And oh look! My fortune cookie idea is used! =u= I love fluff. 

benedikutokanbabatchi:

I love office AU. I just imagine Alfred adoring the quiet hardworking Russian from afar, too shy to even ask him if he’d like a cup of coffee. And oh look! My fortune cookie idea is used! =u= 
I love fluff. 

aph-fiinland:

as much as i love himaruya i’m gonna have to disagree with his heights for the taller nations. 182 cm isn’t actually all that tall cause some of my besties are that tall and i feel like the taller nations need to surpass that height. here’s my height headcanons:

sweden: 200 cm

russia: 201 cm

denmark: 197 cm

ned: 199 cm

germany: 195 cm

elixaro:

graymartigan:

Spoiler — Ruby confirmed in RWBY Volume 2!  Wooooo!!

Oh good! Was worried it’d become JWBY or something…

elixaro:

graymartigan:

Spoiler — Ruby confirmed in RWBY Volume 2!  Wooooo!!

Oh good! Was worried it’d become JWBY or something…

ishooshpapyou:

calibr8mygallows:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

how many homestucks are ironically reblogging the shit out of this 

all of them

yeah.. all of them. 

ishooshpapyou:

calibr8mygallows:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

how many homestucks are ironically reblogging the shit out of this 

all of them

yeah.. all of them. 

(Source: nintendo-64)

awwww-cute:

A bunny and his corn

awwww-cute:

A bunny and his corn